Alcohol consumption warning!

Dear All,

I place before you a "Collection of some very interesting & wise quotations". Please read them with due attention. I hope you will realize and remember the wisdom in them - forever, for your good health, peace and prosperity. God bless you.

Ø Excessive alcohol reduces a man to the level of a beast.

Ø Drunkard is one who takes a drink on two occasions - when he is thirsty & when he is not.

Ø One whisky is all right; two is too much; three is too few.

Ø First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Ø Alcohol has drowned more men than all the lakes, rivers & oceans put together.

Ø Drink not the third glass, - which you cannot tame.

Ø They who drink beer will think beer.

Ø We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and so far as I can see the greatest of these deadly foes is drink.

Ø Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

Ø Drunkenness doesn't create vices, but it brings them to the fore.

Ø Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary insanity.

Ø Alcohol is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Ø I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Ø When he read about the evils of drinking he gave up reading.

Ø There are better things in life than alcohol, but some men think that alcohol makes up for not having them.

Ø It takes me only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

Ø Alcohol is our greatest enemy, but Bible tells us to love our enemies.

Ø Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts.

Ø If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

Ø If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

Ø If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.

Ø The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

Ø When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

Ø It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one drunken nut to scatter it all over the road.

Ø I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Ø When the wine is in, the wit is out.

Ø I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Ø The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

Ø I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Ø Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

Ø No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

Ø Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

Ø A man ought not, never to get drunk above the neck.

Ø If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.

Ø Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Ø Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Ø Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Ø If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Ø Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Ø How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

Ø One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

This is not to offend you are anyone but to spread some known facts among our family and friends.

Regards,

Yours lovingly,

Sd/- Raghu N